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(upbeat electronic music)

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(hip-hop music)

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(beeping)

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{\an7}(Gete): Smiley face!

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{\an8}I win, suckas!

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{\an9}- It's hard playing Digi-dohs
with a broken arm, bro.

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{\an7}- Shouldn't have got it broke
like a punk, then.

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{\an7}(groaning)

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{\an7}- Maybe you just need
more PEJ.

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{\an8}(Gete): Good Digi-dohs, y'all.

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{\an8}(bottle clattering)

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{\an7}(Gete chuckling)
(man blowing raspberry
on his arm)

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{\an8}(bottle smashing)

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{\an8}(applause)

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{\an8}- As you know, even though
our school is below the line.

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{\an7}Thanks to Dr. Negari's
generous funding and guidance,

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{\an8}we have been molded on
Above the Line schools,

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{\an7}where all public schools
are mandated to give

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{\an7}every single student an award
no matter what.

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{\an8}(snoring)

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{\an7}Lest anyone's self-esteem
fall below the level

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{\an8}of extremely egotistical.

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{\an8}(applause)

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{\an8}And now, to introduce
our valedictorian...

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{\an7}I'd like to bring up a pillar
of our community,

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{\an8}Dr. Aloysius Negari!

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{\an8}(applause, cheering)

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{\an8}- Thank you.
(clearing throat)

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{\an8}At Negari Labs, we are committed
to finding the best of the best,

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{\an8}and getting them into
great institutions

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{\an7}for their federally mandated
college experience
Above the Line.

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{\an7}This next student has definitely
gone above and beyond.

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{\an8}Your valedictorian, Rayna Perez.

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{\an8}(applause, cheering)

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{\an8}It is because of Rayna's
outstanding scholarship,

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{\an7}and her innovative understanding
of technology

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{\an7}that she has been admitted
to the very prestigious

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{\an7}Mouthdart Academy
of the Limited Arts.

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{\an7}Rayna. Congratulations.

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{\an8}- Thank you.

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{\an7}(applause, whistling)
(triumphant music building)

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{\an8}Thank you.

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{\an8}I am so proud and honored
to be your valedictorian,

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{\an8}but, I didn't do it alone.

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{\an8}I had great friends and family
who helped me along the way.

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{\an7}My parents were simple
water farmers,

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{\an7}but they always made sure
I had a full belly,

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{\an8}and a roof over my head.

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{\an8}Thank you.

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{\an8}(applause, cheering)

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{\an8}(Rayna giggling)

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{\an7}Okay, so I know
it'll be difficult,

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{\an8}but I'll visit all the time.

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{\an1}And remember, I'm doing this
for all of us.

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{\an1}After I graduate, I can get
a great salary, and move us all
Above the Line.

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{\an1}- We're proud of you.
And just really excited for you
to go to college.

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{\an3}- Don't worry about us,
just get up there and get going.

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- Okay.

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{\an1}(scream rap music, Chillinx):
♪ Low rider! ♪

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♪ Tinted windows ♪

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- Now this is some good weed.

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Steffi, you wanna hit it?

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(Steffi): Hell yeah, dude.

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- Yeah.

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(Steffi inhaling, coughing)

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{\an1}Yeah!

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(Gete laughing)

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- Hey, Gete.
- Hey.

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- What's up?

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{\an3}- Oh, you know. Just smoking
some weed with Steffi.

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- Oh. Hey, Steffi.

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(dinging)
(Steffi): 'Sup.

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{\an1}- Now damn, girl.
Today was a big day, huh?

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{\an3}You graduated with honors,
I won an Emoji Dominos game.

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(somber music)

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Why you so sad, Rayna?

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{\an1}- Gete. I'm moving
Above the Line for college.

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{\an1}I feel like I just have
to make my own way, and...

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be free.

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{\an1}(Gete scoffing): Are you
breaking up with me?

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{\an1}- I think I have to be open
to whatever situations await me.

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{\an1}(dinging)
(Steffi): Screw that.
You broke his heart, biatch.

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{\an1}- Hey. Hey, hey.
- You're a biatch, Steffi!

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{\an3}- Ladies, ladies!
Come on, not this again, huh?!

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Steffi, you need to back off!

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(Steffi): Yeah. Whatevs, Gete.

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{\an3}- I love Rayna, but we need
to respect her decision.

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Now, you ever need anything,
you know where to find me.

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- Actually, I don't.

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{\an1}You crash all over the place,
and are unpredictable.

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{\an1}(scream rap music, Chillinx):
♪ Tinted windows ♪

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♪ Love weed and guns ♪

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♪ Love hoes, love these hoes ♪

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{\an1}(guitar playing)
(student singing): ♪ Low rider ♪

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♪ Oh, oh ♪

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♪ Tinted windows ♪

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♪ Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba ♪

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♪ I love weed ♪

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♪ I love guns ♪

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♪ I love hoes ♪

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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪

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(muffled singing in background)

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- Rayna. You're here!

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{\an3}- Colleen, it's so nice to...
meet you in person.

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{\an1}- I know.

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{\an3}Hologram hangouts are nice,
but so impersonal!

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- Totally.

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- High five, roomie!

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(laughing)

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We missed!

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{\an1}With antics like these,
I can tell

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{\an1}we are going to be
best friends immediately.

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- Sure.

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{\an1}(awkward laughter)

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{\an3}- My mom insisted I pack, like,
25 years worth of food.

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So embarrassing.

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{\an1}- Moms. Can't live without
them, but you'd hate to live
with 'em, right?

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(exaggerated laughter)

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- Amazing! You are hilarious!

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{\an1}I already feel like
we're besties!

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Well, this food my mom packed
is full of essential nutrients.

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{\an3}Feel free to have any of it
at any time.

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I also have tons of vitamins.

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{\an3}I recommend taking
a multivitamin once a day,
with breakfast.

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- I will... maybe do that.

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{\an3}- Anyways, my favorite band
is Chillinx.

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- Oh yeah. She's great.

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- Equal to Chilinx? I love...

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Hobo Railroad Project.

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{\an1}- Oh, my God!
Hobo Railroad Project!

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{\an1}Totally my favorite!
Those bowler hats?

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- Right?
- How cute.

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{\an3}- Oh, we have the same
musical tastes!

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{\an1}We are such great friends.
- Yeah.

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{\an1}(knocking)

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{\an1}Uh... Did someone mention
my favorite band?

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{\an3}- Chester. This is
my roommate, Rayna.

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{\an1}- Great to meet you. I can tell
you're gonna love college,

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{\an1}and fit in well up here
Above the Line.

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- What?

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{\an1}- Speaking of
our favorite band,
Hobo Railroad Project,

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{\an1}I have two tickets
to the show tonight.

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You, uh, care to join me?

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{\an1}- Yeah. Totally.
That'd be great.

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{\an1}- Great.

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Okay. I will see you tonight.

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{\an1}Pleasure meeting you.

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- Wow. Sparks much?

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{\an1}- I mean, yeah.
He's kinda cute.

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(loud music, cheering)

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{\an1}(man): We love you
Hobo Railroad!

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- Oh, what a treat.

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{\an1}- That was so much fun.

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Chester, it was amazing seeing
the Hobo Railroad Project live.

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{\an1}Thank you.

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- No prob.

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How about a glass of wine?

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- Yeah.

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{\an1}- I actually stashed some
Pomegranate Electrolyte Wine

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that I got from my parents'
vineyard down in Irmingblam.

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{\an1}The poms are grown in soil
aerated by worms.

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{\an1}And well, the vines
are whispered to daily.

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{\an1}There you are.

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{\an1}Cheers.

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(soft music in background)

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- Mmm. It's really good.

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{\an3}So, how many sweater vests
do you have?

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- Oh, literally thousands.

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(laughing)

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{\an1}Oh... I'm sorry.

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{\an1}This isn't how we hook up
Above the Line.

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{\an1}Um... But I'm excited.

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{\an1}I'm gonna leave the room,
you're gonna stay here,
and you're gonna...

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{\an1}Just wait, okay? Trust me.
You'll like it.

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{\an1}(door closing)

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(phone chiming)

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(ominous music)

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{\an1}- Seriously?
They don't actually
have sex?

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(pop rock music)

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{\an1}(Hobo Railroad Project):
♪ Oh ♪

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{\an1}♪ Sext one, sext two,
sext three ♪

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{\an1}♪ Come on baby
and sext with me ♪

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♪ I didn't want to do it ♪

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{\an1}♪ But sext is
the next closest thing ♪

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♪ Sexting, sexting, sexting ♪

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♪ Sexting the night away ♪

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(scream rap music)

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{\an1}(Chilinx):
♪ Well be careful
what you wish for ♪

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♪ You just might get it ♪

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{\an1}♪ It could ruin your life
if your ♪

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♪ Boyfriend wants to hit it ♪

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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪

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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪

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♪ Go to college ♪

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♪ Go to college ♪

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♪ Go to college, go to college ♪

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♪ Go to college,
go to college ♪

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(birds chirping)

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(Rayna exhaling)

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{\an1}- You okay?

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{\an1}- Yeah.

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{\an1}- Hmm. Somebody
had some fun last night.

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- Yeah, me and Chester.

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{\an1}- Say no more.
I am so happy for you.

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He is the perfect guy.

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- Totally.

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- Okay.

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{\an1}Are you ready for
your gosh-dang hazing?

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{\an1}- Yeah, are you ready?

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(exhales): I'm ready.

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- You're gosh-dang awesome!

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You're gosh-dang good at stuff!

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I like you!

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{\an3}- I'm glad you're gonna join
the frat, gosh-dangit!

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{\an1}I respect the gosh-dang
out of you!

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- Thank you, sir.
Thank you, sir.

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And thank you, sirs.

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{\an1}Do you guys mind if we pause
the hazing for just...
one second?

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{\an1}- Of course.
- Whatever you need.

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- Thank you.

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Rayna. So embarrassing.

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{\an3}That was
my fraternity hazing ritual.

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- Oh. It just sounded like
they were being really nice.

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- Well, of course.

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{\an3}No one should be bullied
in this day and age,

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{\an3}not even
in a fraternity ritual.

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{\an1}- Oh... kay.

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{\an3}- Speaking of fraternities,
we're having a big party
at the house tonight.

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{\an3}Um... Love it if you came.
Bring Colleen.

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{\an1}- Sounds like fun.

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{\an3}- Great. I should...
Better get back, so...

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{\an3}- I love that gosh-dang
sweater-dress!

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{\an1}- Not everyone can pull off
a sweater-dress,

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{\an1}but you do, gosh-dangit!
Good gosh-dang job!

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{\an3}(high fiving)
(Chester): You should thank
my mom, she made it.

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00:12:02,788 --> 00:12:04,423
{\an3}- I'm so excited
for this party.

237
00:12:04,456 --> 00:12:06,992
{\an1}- Colleen, can I tell you
something?

238
00:12:07,025 --> 00:12:09,361
{\an3}- Rayna, you can tell me
anything.

239
00:12:09,394 --> 00:12:11,196
{\an3}I'm literally
your best friend.

240
00:12:11,229 --> 00:12:14,433
{\an1}- Chester is great. It's just,
he never wants to have sex,

241
00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:16,468
{\an1}he only wants to sext.

242
00:12:16,501 --> 00:12:18,170
(Colleen chuckling): Sweetie.

243
00:12:18,203 --> 00:12:20,806
{\an3}That's how a lot of us
do it Above the Line.

244
00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:23,075
{\an3}As technology progresses,
there's less and less reason

245
00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:24,476
for physical intimacy.

246
00:12:24,509 --> 00:12:25,911
{\an1}- Oh...

247
00:12:26,478 --> 00:12:27,780
{\an1}(phone chiming)

248
00:12:30,015 --> 00:12:31,751
{\an1}Ham.

249
00:12:32,551 --> 00:12:33,919
{\an1}I need ham.

250
00:12:33,952 --> 00:12:35,487
(mechanical whirring)

251
00:12:35,520 --> 00:12:36,955
{\an3}- Go to
the Most Convenient Store.

252
00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,156
One just rolled up.

253
00:12:38,189 --> 00:12:40,159
{\an3}(automated voice): Welcome
to the Most Convenient Store.

254
00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,960
{\an1}How may I assist your shopping
needs this evening?

255
00:12:41,993 --> 00:12:42,995
{\an1}- Ham.

256
00:12:43,028 --> 00:12:44,163
{\an3}- I do not
understand "him".

257
00:12:44,196 --> 00:12:45,164
{\an1}- No, ham.
(banging on machine)

258
00:12:45,197 --> 00:12:46,365
I need it, give it to me.

259
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:47,900
- I don't know
"jam bit".

260
00:12:47,933 --> 00:12:48,934
{\an1}- Ham!
- Let's try again.

261
00:12:48,967 --> 00:12:49,935
- Ham, ham, ham!

262
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,438
(machine whirring, vibrating)

263
00:12:54,406 --> 00:12:56,442
(machine dinging)

264
00:12:57,576 --> 00:12:59,912
(eerie music)

265
00:13:02,147 --> 00:13:06,485
{\an1}Sorry. I just needed ham.
I'm alright.

266
00:13:07,485 --> 00:13:10,422
(automated voice): I don't know
"Paul Blight". Let's try again.

267
00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:12,958
(loud music, party soundscape)

268
00:13:12,991 --> 00:13:15,494
(guys chanting):
Tutu! Tutu! Tutu!

269
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:18,063
(Blummy): Great keg stand, bro!

270
00:13:18,096 --> 00:13:21,033
{\an1}You know what? You're a really
great gosh-dang guy!

271
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,502
{\an1}(Tutu): Dang! Back atcha,
brother!

272
00:13:23,535 --> 00:13:26,471
{\an3}- Oh. You've got
a stray piece of ham.

273
00:13:26,504 --> 00:13:29,942
{\an1}- God, I'm so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.

274
00:13:29,975 --> 00:13:32,945
{\an3}- It's okay.
This is good. Protein.

275
00:13:34,312 --> 00:13:37,817
(loud music)

276
00:13:40,118 --> 00:13:42,087
- Hey, guys. You made it!

277
00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:43,956
{\an1}- Hey.
- You are not going
to believe it.

278
00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:47,426
{\an1}Nerf Duhall,
from Hobo Railroad Project,
is here tonight.

279
00:13:47,459 --> 00:13:48,627
{\an1}- Really?

280
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:52,898
- Writing a song isn't so much
writing, as it is connecting

281
00:13:52,931 --> 00:13:54,600
{\an3}to the great source
of the universe.

282
00:13:55,267 --> 00:13:57,169
I just let it speak through me.

283
00:13:58,036 --> 00:13:59,505
(sniffing)

284
00:14:00,171 --> 00:14:01,841
Woo!

285
00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:04,109
Schnootzy anyone?

286
00:14:04,142 --> 00:14:05,845
- That is so awesome.

287
00:14:06,478 --> 00:14:09,181
{\an1}- I respect
all these gosh-dang women!

288
00:14:09,214 --> 00:14:11,951
{\an1}(Tutu): I respect them all
so gosh-dang much!

289
00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:17,556
(clearing throat)

290
00:14:18,123 --> 00:14:20,392
- Oh. This is my favorite song.

291
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,027
{\an1}- Oh, mine too.
This is my favorite.

292
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,329
Um... You wanna dance?

293
00:14:24,362 --> 00:14:26,432
- Yeah. Sure.

294
00:14:39,344 --> 00:14:41,413
(birds chirping)

295
00:14:41,446 --> 00:14:42,514
(phone chiming)

296
00:14:42,547 --> 00:14:44,483
Oh. It's Gete.

297
00:14:45,150 --> 00:14:46,151
- Rayna.

298
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:49,454
{\an3}Texting with Gete
is only going to encourage him.

299
00:14:49,487 --> 00:14:51,257
You're with Chester, now.

300
00:14:51,656 --> 00:14:53,992
{\an1}- Colleen,
I'm not "with" anyone,

301
00:14:54,025 --> 00:14:56,095
and I can text whoever I want.

302
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:05,637
My period button isn't working.

303
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:06,605
{\an1}(phone chiming)

304
00:15:08,406 --> 00:15:10,142
(stomach growling)

305
00:15:11,376 --> 00:15:12,611
- Pickle?

306
00:15:12,644 --> 00:15:15,147
(eerie music)

307
00:15:15,180 --> 00:15:16,181
- Yeah.

308
00:15:22,654 --> 00:15:26,125
{\an1}- Here. Let me make you
a vitamin protein shake
to go with that.

309
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:30,128
- Why are you and Chester
so excited about getting me
protein?

310
00:15:30,161 --> 00:15:32,164
{\an1}- We just want you
to be healthy.

311
00:15:35,400 --> 00:15:37,536
{\an1}- I have to get to the bottom
of these texts.

312
00:15:43,641 --> 00:15:46,378
- Tele-Dial-Corp, Dirg speaking.

313
00:15:46,411 --> 00:15:49,581
{\an1}How may I assist your cellular
and digital needs today?

314
00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:52,684
- Hi. I wanted to trace a text.

315
00:15:52,717 --> 00:15:56,221
{\an1}- Tracing a text?
Let me transfer you.

316
00:15:56,254 --> 00:15:58,357
(singing):
♪ Hold music ♪

317
00:15:59,391 --> 00:16:00,659
<i> ♪ You're listening to some ♪</i>

318
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:03,762
♪ Hold music, while you hold! ♪

319
00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:06,431
<i> (mimicking guitar solo)</i>

320
00:16:06,464 --> 00:16:08,734
(mimicking guitar solo)

321
00:16:09,534 --> 00:16:10,469
(Rayna):<i> Excuse me?</i>

322
00:16:10,502 --> 00:16:13,539
Um... Are you singing
your own hold music?

323
00:16:14,205 --> 00:16:15,407
- Busted.

324
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,642
<i> Research shows that customers</i>

325
00:16:17,675 --> 00:16:19,378
are more satisfied with service

326
00:16:19,411 --> 00:16:21,346
if they've gone from one
department to another.

327
00:16:21,379 --> 00:16:22,481
Sorry.

328
00:16:22,514 --> 00:16:23,515
- I just...

329
00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:26,218
{\an1}want to know where
these texts are coming from.

330
00:16:26,251 --> 00:16:27,552
<i> - I can help you with that.</i>

331
00:16:27,585 --> 00:16:29,721
Can I get your first
and last name, please?

332
00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:31,123
- Rayna Perez.

333
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,557
<i> - Thank you, Rayna.</i>

334
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:35,995
{\an1}Would you please answer
the following security question?

335
00:16:36,428 --> 00:16:38,430
{\an1}You are walking through
the desert,

336
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,232
{\an1}and you see a tortoise!
You reach--

337
00:16:40,265 --> 00:16:41,533
- I would help the tortoise.

338
00:16:41,566 --> 00:16:44,169
- Very good!

339
00:16:44,202 --> 00:16:46,038
(clapping, laughing)

340
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:48,774
And... beginning the trace.

341
00:16:49,774 --> 00:16:52,210
Beep!

342
00:16:52,243 --> 00:16:53,278
Blurp!

343
00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:54,780
<i> Boop!</i>

344
00:16:54,813 --> 00:16:57,282
{\an1}- Um... Are you making your own
tracing noises now?

345
00:16:57,315 --> 00:16:59,818
- Um... Yes.

346
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:02,521
<i> The tracing system is silent,</i>

347
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:06,058
but research has shown that
customers are more confident

348
00:17:06,091 --> 00:17:07,692
{\an1}in the system
if they hear some sounds.

349
00:17:07,725 --> 00:17:11,563
Beeps, boops, et ceteras.

350
00:17:11,596 --> 00:17:12,497
- That's fine.

351
00:17:12,530 --> 00:17:14,132
<i> - Boop.</i>

352
00:17:14,165 --> 00:17:15,334
<i> The trace is complete.</i>

353
00:17:15,733 --> 00:17:19,538
{\an1}These unknown texts
have been coming from...

354
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,139
(gasping)

355
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:23,242
Inside you!

356
00:17:29,414 --> 00:17:31,150
- Take me to the doctor.

357
00:17:31,516 --> 00:17:33,452
(dramatic music)
- Miss Perez...

358
00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,620
{\an1}It's a good thing you came
to see a doctor.

359
00:17:35,653 --> 00:17:37,122
You're pregnant.

360
00:17:37,155 --> 00:17:40,325
{\an3}- What? But I haven't
had sex in months.

361
00:17:40,358 --> 00:17:43,328
{\an3}- Miss Perez.
What you're saying
is not possible.

362
00:17:43,361 --> 00:17:46,231
{\an3}Because you are, indeed,
pregnant.

363
00:17:46,264 --> 00:17:48,767
{\an1}- No. What you're saying
is impossible,

364
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:51,837
because I haven't had sex
in months! I would know!

365
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:52,838
- Impossible?

366
00:17:52,871 --> 00:17:55,607
What I'm saying is impossible?

367
00:17:55,907 --> 00:18:00,145
{\an1}Well! The Saustin School of
Medical Stuff would disagree
with you!

368
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:03,315
{\an3}Arthur G. Ooscar,
College of Online Arts
and Letters

369
00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,583
would disagree with you!

370
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:08,787
{\an1}I guess I'm not
the World's Best Dad then,
either!

371
00:18:08,820 --> 00:18:09,821
(mug smashes)

372
00:18:09,854 --> 00:18:11,423
{\an1}- Let's take it down
a notch!

373
00:18:11,456 --> 00:18:12,591
- Dude, what the hell?!

374
00:18:13,191 --> 00:18:14,559
- My apologies.

375
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:19,264
{\an1}My behavior is unbefitting
of a graduate of
the School of MedStu.

376
00:18:19,297 --> 00:18:23,335
{\an1}But the fact remains:
You are pregnant.

377
00:18:23,368 --> 00:18:24,736
(dramatic music)

378
00:18:24,769 --> 00:18:27,172
- I'm not ready to be a mother.

379
00:18:27,205 --> 00:18:30,408
{\an3}I just got into college.
I want a career.

380
00:18:30,441 --> 00:18:33,812
- Well, sometimes what we want
isn't what's best for the world.

381
00:18:33,845 --> 00:18:35,413
- What does that mean?

382
00:18:35,446 --> 00:18:37,516
{\an1}- You can go home,
have your baby,

383
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,151
and then go back to college.

384
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,619
Chester and I will go with you.

385
00:18:40,652 --> 00:18:43,555
{\an3}- You and Chester?
How would that work?

386
00:18:43,955 --> 00:18:45,657
I have to talk to my parents.

387
00:18:46,391 --> 00:18:48,293
{\an3}- There's no problem.
We're here.

388
00:18:49,260 --> 00:18:50,495
{\an1}- What are you do--

389
00:18:50,528 --> 00:18:53,465
Did you just... Were you behind
the curtain this whole time?

390
00:18:53,498 --> 00:18:54,900
{\an3}- Your roommate Colleen
is right.

391
00:18:54,933 --> 00:18:56,668
{\an1}Move home, have the baby.

392
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:58,670
{\an3}She and Chester
can come help.

393
00:18:59,604 --> 00:19:02,574
{\an1}- How can anyone say that?
How can you say that?

394
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:04,409
You've never even met Chester.

395
00:19:05,343 --> 00:19:08,147
{\an1}(Chester clearing throat)
Actually, they have.

396
00:19:09,247 --> 00:19:11,216
{\an1}- You were
behind the curtain too?

397
00:19:12,817 --> 00:19:15,320
{\an1}Dr. Negari...?
(stammering)

398
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,522
{\an1}Why don't you all just step out
at the same time?

399
00:19:17,555 --> 00:19:18,823
- I don't know.

400
00:19:18,856 --> 00:19:20,425
- Super weird.

401
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:22,227
- That's your opinion.

402
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,396
- Beep! Boop!

403
00:19:24,429 --> 00:19:27,933
- Dirg? From the call center?

404
00:19:27,966 --> 00:19:29,401
- Beep!

405
00:19:30,501 --> 00:19:32,671
- Rayna, you should be proud.

406
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:35,908
{\an3}We have chosen you
as the ideal mother
for a new life form.

407
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:40,179
{\an1}A form of life that's been
digitally created.

408
00:19:40,845 --> 00:19:42,347
Behold.

409
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:44,383
(soft music, cooing)

410
00:19:44,816 --> 00:19:46,718
An Emoji baby!

411
00:19:49,587 --> 00:19:52,591
Rayna, you are the mother
of the first Emoji baby!

412
00:19:53,491 --> 00:19:54,793
- The sexting...

413
00:19:56,227 --> 00:19:59,764
{\an3}- Soon, our society
will no longer need
physical intimacy at all.

414
00:19:59,797 --> 00:20:01,800
{\an3}Imagine how much
more powerful we will be,

415
00:20:01,833 --> 00:20:04,503
{\an3}when we don't have
to depend on one another.

416
00:20:05,270 --> 00:20:09,474
{\an3}We've been grooming you,
Rayna, to raise this baby,

417
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:12,944
and we have found you
the perfect partner.

418
00:20:12,977 --> 00:20:14,713
- We just started dating.

419
00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,414
{\an1}- Chester will help you
raise the baby,

420
00:20:16,447 --> 00:20:18,583
{\an1}your family will be moved
Above the Line

421
00:20:18,616 --> 00:20:19,784
{\an3}to be a part
of the child's life,

422
00:20:19,817 --> 00:20:22,320
{\an1}and we've got a fully carpeted
condo all set up for you,

423
00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,323
{\an1}beautiful wall-to-wall
carpeting.

424
00:20:25,023 --> 00:20:29,027
{\an1}This is what you wanted, Rayna.
To get your family
Above the Line.

425
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,595
- Not like this.

426
00:20:30,628 --> 00:20:32,965
You all knew about this?
You were all in on it?

427
00:20:34,599 --> 00:20:37,535
{\an1}- I'm not a real doctor.
I'm an actor.

428
00:20:37,568 --> 00:20:38,637
{\an1}Bet you couldn't tell.

429
00:20:39,771 --> 00:20:44,409
{\an1}You know, acting isn't really
acting, it's reacting.

430
00:20:44,442 --> 00:20:45,644
It's becoming a--

431
00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:46,645
- Shut up, Lance!

432
00:20:46,678 --> 00:20:47,913
- Sorry.

433
00:20:48,713 --> 00:20:49,814
- Actors.

434
00:20:49,847 --> 00:20:52,384
- Mom. Dad?

435
00:20:52,417 --> 00:20:55,387
{\an3}- Rayna, darling, listen.
We're moving Above the Line!

436
00:20:55,420 --> 00:20:57,355
Dr. Negari's gonna relocate us.

437
00:20:57,388 --> 00:20:59,824
{\an1}- To a fully carpeted condo.
- Enough about the stupid
carpeting!

438
00:20:59,857 --> 00:21:01,826
{\an1}(intense music)
Colleen? All those shakes?

439
00:21:01,859 --> 00:21:04,396
{\an1}- It was to prepare your body
for the sext baby.

440
00:21:08,366 --> 00:21:11,970
{\an1}- The Most Convenient Store.
Somehow I feel most betrayed
by you.

441
00:21:12,003 --> 00:21:14,306
{\an1}(automated voice): I don't know
"bell taped by you".

442
00:21:14,972 --> 00:21:17,008
{\an1}- So there's no one
I could trust.

443
00:21:17,041 --> 00:21:19,778
- Nah! You got me, babe!

444
00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,313
(emotional music)

445
00:21:21,779 --> 00:21:24,482
{\an3}Yo, what's up, Rayna?
I'm here to save you, girl.

446
00:21:24,515 --> 00:21:27,519
{\an3}Come with me.
And let's raise
this baby right.

447
00:21:27,552 --> 00:21:28,820
- No.
(music stopping)

448
00:21:28,853 --> 00:21:30,789
- What?
- No, Gete.

449
00:21:30,822 --> 00:21:32,791
You're a 25-year-old
high school senior.

450
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:35,327
{\an1}You're nice, but totally
undependable.

451
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,997
{\an1}Okay. So if I'm understanding
all this,

452
00:21:39,030 --> 00:21:41,933
{\an1}sexting is the way
to implant the baby.

453
00:21:41,966 --> 00:21:44,069
{\an1}- That's the science
behind it, yes.

454
00:21:44,669 --> 00:21:47,806
{\an1}- Then you shouldn't have
done this to the valedictorian
of a tech high school.

455
00:21:47,839 --> 00:21:51,376
Screen grab. Chester. Send.

456
00:21:51,409 --> 00:21:52,577
- Rayna, no!
(chiming)

457
00:21:52,610 --> 00:21:54,012
{\an3}(Chester): Doc?
(baby): Daddy!

458
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,413
- Doc, what's happening?

459
00:21:55,447 --> 00:21:58,483
{\an1}- She's forwarded the baby
to you! Send it back, Chester,
send it back!

460
00:21:58,516 --> 00:21:59,685
- Chester, blocked!

461
00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:03,121
{\an1}You want this baby so much?
You have it.

462
00:22:03,154 --> 00:22:04,823
- No, what about my career?!

463
00:22:04,856 --> 00:22:07,759
{\an1}- I don't know, figure it out!
I'm going back to college.

464
00:22:10,595 --> 00:22:12,631
- Fully carpeted condo!

465
00:22:12,997 --> 00:22:17,836
(humming "Rock-a-bye baby")

466
00:22:18,569 --> 00:22:23,542
(humming continues, eerie music)

467
00:22:25,777 --> 00:22:28,413
(baby stirring)

468
00:22:36,621 --> 00:22:39,391
(cooing)

469
00:22:42,827 --> 00:22:46,865
(humming echoes)

470
00:23:01,946 --> 00:23:06,851
♪ Low rider ♪

471
00:23:06,884 --> 00:23:09,587
♪ Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh ♪

472
00:23:09,620 --> 00:23:13,425
♪ Tinted windows,
tinted windows ♪

473
00:23:13,458 --> 00:23:14,826
♪ Tinted windows ♪

474
00:23:14,859 --> 00:23:16,127
♪ I love weed ♪

475
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,629
♪ Jeg elsker våben ♪

476
00:23:17,662 --> 00:23:19,831
{\an8}♪ Jeg elsker hakker ♪

477
00:23:19,864 --> 00:23:21,633
{\an8}♪ Jeg elsker mine hakker ♪

478
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:23,067
{\an8}♪ Jeg elsker at ryge hash ♪

479
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,669
{\an8}♪ Jeg elsker at skyde med min pistol ♪

480
00:23:24,702 --> 00:23:27,439
{\an7}♪ Jeg elsker mine hakker, mine hakker,
mine hakker ♪

481
00:23:27,472 --> 00:23:29,908
{\an8}(vokalisering)

482
00:23:36,681 --> 00:23:39,684
(guitar slinger)